My 10¢ of the movie “The Dark Knight”

Right now I’m here typing at one of the many colourful benches inside freakin’ over-hyped 1Borneo. Hours back, while waiting for my mom to finish her meeting in town, I was at Growball Cinemax, Centre Point to watch Batman’s newest flick “The Dark Knight”.
Initially, I was going to doze off at any random movie or just get doses of caffeine @ a coffee shop, with style that is, until it was time. It turned out to be a waker instead; I didn’t even need drugs uh, caffeine. I actually enjoyed my so-called “random movie” thoroughly. I was kept at edge of my seat throughout the whole time.
Buttman uh, Batman I mean, and Joker are officially my role models. While Christian Bale was in his expected awesomeness as usual, Heath Ledger was the man of the show. The whole movie was awesome actually. Just when I was getting immensely bored and sick of Superhero flicks, Joker Batman saved me from what I call the death of Superhero movies.
***Here’s my 10 cents:

1. Bat Mobile (Batmob) can transform to a uber cool Batbike. Awesomenesss!!
2. The nearest thing to a Batmob? Get a Lamborghini. The Reventon is closest to a Batmob. That being the case, Lambos easily owns lame Ferraris, Mercedes McLarens, BMWs, etc.
3. Your gf (or ex) is more than expendable for whatever reason there is. Hell, you don’t need a reason to kill your gf. My man point is, you don’t need a gf to rule the world.
4. Heroes are evil as well. They should all die. Genuine heroes aren’t heroes if catch my drift (even if you don’t, that’s ok too). That being said, they’re in a different league, one of a kind. I hereby name these newtype as Neutrals.
5. Christian Bale == Batman. I’ve to admit he’s the best Batman to date (and probably the best there ever will be). A sincere thanks to the forces of the universe, Batman role wasn’t some lame asshole with Pitt or Cruise as his last name. Bale may have missed out the chance of being James Bond but fuckity fuck James Bond. Batman owns Bond.
6. Batman isn’t a hero. He’s the dark guardian of real Justice even if the world isn’t ready for a new type of saviour.
7. Thou shall worship Batman. Any other shall be deemed Atheism. Batman wannabes will prolly be raped and then, put to death. That means, thou shall not imitate or misuse the almighty Batman. Why you ask? Watch the movie and see how Joker treats em. He makes em laugh before being put to sleep.
8. Remember Slaughter is the best medicine!
9. The late Heath Ledger ftw! If you don’t know what the Net lingo “FTW” means, it stands for “for the win”. He was truly awesomely evil as Joker and he is my hero in this movie hands down. Awesome quote from Joker: “I’m an agent of chaos; chaos is fear.”
10. Heath Ledger, truly an excellent actor, you'll definitely be missed. You were second to none. Should there be another Batman flick with Joker, it'll never be the same. RIP.
    

The only shame I had was that I had to rush out in the middle of the movie just to take a leak. And LOL, I had it kept long.

***subject to change at any time

Special Note: All points made are not to be taken at heart and to be used against me, a being higher than you. If you do, Joker will prey on you.