The Greatest Mistake Pt.1

Ok... so I just had to blog this as my sister and my bro suggested me to do. Not like I wanted to but since I'm having some sort of writers block doing some website project, I figured I'd just embarrass myself here.
It happened at Greenridge Mall and it all started with a damn stomach ache (I get this a lot these days)... and the urge to bank-in. My first visit was already something. There was no water but I managed to exchange to the other with water. And just when I thought it was over, my stomach began to rumble and me arse felt like it needed to explode. Since I was not anywhere near the restroom I was before, I had to find another one. Luckily there was one somewhere near. That was when it all started. All thanks to the bad signage... at least for me.
There was nothing on the doors (no normal signs) just paintings to tell which is which. Seeing that the male painting was pointing the other opposite way, I immediately rushed there without confirming. And so and so, it happened when I went out, I was surprised to see a lady washing her hands... She was shocked herself I bet. So we all went out and the lady argued I was in the wrong place. Trying to cover myself, I said she got it wrong while pointing to the painting. She gave me a blank disgusted look and went in. Realizing something was wrong, I cabut.
I only realized I was the wrong one when I consulted my bro. LOL, its a good thing I ran away but I think my face has been already blacklisted. Sheesh.
Hmm, being here in Singapore, I wonder if I'm to jail for this. I guess I won't be going there anytime soon. I will definitely remember this invaluable lesson. Some experience to start the damn day. How stupid and embarrasing can it be?